Will the whole world be a barren wasteland by the time my future children are in 8th grade? The Sims 3, on the other hand, is a formula. So I decided to create a Trump character in The Sims to see how he fared in a virtual environment.
I’m happy and delighted to report that the answer on all fronts is a resounding “yes,” but as they say, the journey was the blah blah blah real prize.
First of all, Donald Trump has a face that is not meant to be made in The Sims 3.
The character creator, in all it’s 2009 sophistication, simply cannot handle the Donald. I cannot stress how many times the game crashed before our President ever got to start his life because I spent too much time trying to perfect the unique and impossible variations in his skin tone.
The secret is normal-people-colored makeup applied to the eyes and mouth areas